![]() ĭo you see my hat? It is the hat of a gentleman. May you return from your quest with handsome blood on your hands, and a smile on your face! Well, my old friend - I wish you the best. Onward, Vault Hunter! I have the utmost faith that you shall give Jack a most vicious drubbing! Vengeance HOOOOOO! If this is the end, Vault Hunter, let me say - it was a pleasure to have known you! Thanks to the thorough drubbing you delivered upon Captain Flynt, I was able to leave the Southern Shelf and get back to the business of finishing my almanac. Please stay back, Vault Hunter - let Claptrap go first. I’m headed to Sanctuary, myself - from what I hear, the Crimson Raiders there could use a hero like you. Many thanks for disposing of them, by the way - to survive a direct run-in with Handsome Jack AND defeat Captain Flynt's bandits? Unheard of. I came out here to research the Bullymongs for my almanac, but Captain Flynt's men trapped me on this glacier. The resistance must have disconnected it before they left for Sanctuary. Oh, and if you require a shield, I know where you can get one! Ĭome on - work, curse you! Ah, fecal matter - the bounty board's broken. Captain Flynt's men killed anyone who stayed. So, how are you enjoying Liar's Berg? This town used to have a spectacular amount of hustle and/or bustle before its denizens fled to Sanctuary to escape Jack's army. Now that Liar's Berg is clear, I might as well turn on the main power - this town's full of things that may be of use to a go-getting slayer of men like yourself. Now, I need only connect this to this, and… Bah - I’m spouting exposition again, aren’t I? Apologies! Charming fellow, isn’t he? Spouts drivel about bringing peace to the frontier, then shoots unarmed men, women and children like it was going out of style. ![]() ![]() I see our fearless leader Jack is looking for you. Īpologies, but when Claptrap speaks, I feel my brain cells committing suicide, one by one. First, I shall shut off the electrical fence for you. (sigh.) Yes, I suppose I am in your debt now, aren't I? Come to my shack, and I shall restore Claptrap's sight. Now, if you could hand me the robot's eye, please. I say, Vault Hunter - could you kill Flynt’s men for me? Spectacular - first Captain Flynt’s bandits attack, THEN Claptrap shows up! I must have been horrifyingly cruel to puppies in a previous life to deserve this kind of treatment. ![]()
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